Friday, 15 February 2013
Let's ogle a dead girl, why don't we?
Rupert Murdoch, the proprietor of The Sun newspaper, shocked everyone over the weekend when he hinted that the days of Page 3 may be coming to an end.
What he didn't tell us was that he was moving it to the front page and to spice things up will now include recently deceased models and alliterated details of their death. Yes, when everyone was shocked by yesterday's news that Oscar Pistorius had fatally shot his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp, The Sun only saw an
opportunity to splash her semi-naked body across it's front page.
Thanks for that good people at The Sun. I look forward to my next issue of necrophiliac porn tomorrow.